Product Review: 'Go-Green Cloth Bag'

Product Review - by The Doctor

Do you have stuff?

I do.

Most everyone I know does too.

Do you ever need to carry that stuff? Well, here you go then:

For this product review I'm going to tell you about some killer

stuff that you need to carry around all your other cool stuff.

It’s the exclusive! (whoo-hoo!)

‘Go Green Flying Cat Cloth Bag'

Now hold on there! I know what you’re thinking!....You're thinking "Hey! I can go down to the local Wal-Mart at midnight and buy cute little Chinese cloth bags for 12 cents a dozen, right?

So like, why buy this one, dude?"

Ah! Good question! But first, we should talk about why you are even in Wal-Mart at midnight in the first place. Because certainly by now you must realize that

1.) You stand a good chance of running into Britney Spears and her posse, and

2.) That when you DO buy those Wal-Mart bags, several things automatically happen:

First, 68 cents goes directly to an giant-evil corporation in China, and thus at that very same moment 18 American workers are cruelly laid off. These once proud workers now go into debt using their credit cards to buy Pabst Blue Ribbon and Big-screen TV’s.

Then, banks and collection agencies get hired, along with teams of lawyers, to recoup some of this remaining 5 cents, which is of course pointless, since we all know credit cards don’t actually have to be paid back! (Of course the lawyers get paid no matter what.)

Meanwhile, the evil giant mega-corp in China, all excited at the huge profits they just made from you, order another giant tanker full of really cheap flimsy bags to be shipped to the USA, which crashes on a sandbar just off the Jersey shore, releasing 650,000 gallons of crude oil into the Ocean. Of course no one in New Jersey cares, but nevertheless the EPA must now spend several millions of dollars to clean it up. But before that can happen, congress must form an investigative sub-committee, to the tune of 65 million dollars, which makes them cranky so they vote themselves another raise -costing all of the rest of us a quick 25 million.

And all because you wanted to selfishly save a few bucks!....Well Mr. or Ms. Smarty-Pants!.... Proud of yourself now?

Hmm?

Well....O.K., look, I MAY have fudged those numbers just a wee bit, but you get the idea.

What I'm really trying to say is that on top of all their other great qualities, these bags are American-Made!.... And worth it!

These things are HUGE, first off. We take two of these grocery shopping and can easily get 2 weeks of food into them. And heres the neat bit; they are made out of extra tough, sort of denim-like material, and put together strong, so theres never any danger of rips and watching your stuff go flying all over Piggly-Wiggly.

In addition, the straps are extra long and that really helps believe me, because instead of trying to hang it off your shoulder and then having it slide down onto your arm, (making you look like Gladys Kravitz on her way to bingo night), you can actually put these on your shoulder and they stay there!

But the really cool thing is the artwork. There is, on both sides, a really wacky Green flying cat- grinning away with nice friendly letters below reminding others to ‘Go Green!’

VERY unique. We get comments all the time when we use these!

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The GO GREEN Bag

Here's your ultimate shopping bag
with the Go Green Flying Cat (an exclusive all original design just for Wings of Love) on both sides of the bag. Large handles makes this bag easy to swing on your shoulders. Carrying groceries has never been easy and you still have 2 hands free to open the car door. Handles are 14" high. Machine washable. Made in the USA.
Size: 18" x 14" x 6"

WOL-5001 $17.95
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To sum up; these will last you the rest of your life, they carry as much as a '73 Pontiac Executive Safari station wagon, and they have some reeeeally bitchin’ original artwork, by an artist who was herself, so they tell me, also made in the USA.

So please go check it out now at http://www.wingsoflove.com

Till next time- hugs!